Breastfeeding could be a form of BDSM, and if it is, your baby is definitely the dominant one in the relationship. Think about it! Not only do you cater to your baby’s every demand, but he’s also happy to smack your face and kick you in the boob.

This entertaining and still true to life article from Scary Mommy features ten things your baby does that clearly show who’s in charge. For example, how about the times when your little bundle digs her fingernails into your tender skin as if she were a cat clawing the carpet? Then there are the slappers, smacking your breasts into submission until they’re presented to their hungry mouths.

How about the tantric nursers who are happy to latch on for hours and hours, rendering you helpless to do anything but feed them until they’re satisfied? Then the next day they may refuse boob altogether, leaving you sobbing while you pump and craving the (sometimes painful) intimacy that only comes with breastfeeding.

Read the full article here: 50 Shades of Breastfeeding: Every Nursing Mother’s Painful Secret