The life of a mom is erratic, crazy, and full of love. Babies take up so much of your time that you can’t help but let other parts of your life slide to the bottom of your priority list. But baby seems to know what you’re thinking, and those little stinkers know just how to get what they want!

In this fun story from Babble, Anna Lind Thomas lists a bunch of things her baby would probably say if she could talk. From mommy’s bad breath to food demands at the most inopportune times, I’m sure you can relate!

Then there’s the constant photo taking, the overenthusiastic greetings and snuggles, and the horrified sounds you make when you discover baby poop all over your arm. Your little one takes it all in stride!

Read the full article here: If My Baby Could Talk