One of the nicest, though sometimes frustrating things about babies is they can’t tell us what they’re thinking. If your baby could, do you think he/she’d call you a creep? This entertaining article at Scary Mommy features ten things moms do that their babies might find a little off-putting if they knew any better!

But come on, what mother hasn’t watched her baby sleep, missed a shower (or two, or three), and obsessed over poop?

Read the full article here: 10 Reasons the Baby Thinks I’m a Creep